Step 1

Forgot everything that has been told to you by authority figures and by people you know. You will rely on the knowledge that I give you only. Start breathing. Now that I have saved you from dying, I want you to go about your life awake. Smile at at least five people on your way to school/work. Complete all of your work in a timely fashion. Return home, but this time on your way give at least five people nasty looks. Notice the difference in reactions. After coming home, sit down in front of your television/computer and watch anything you want for thirty minutes. Once all of these tasks are completed, come here and comment about your day and how you feel about it.

Rae Hafton's Indubitably One

Hello, world. It comes to my attention that you have all decided to commit suicide. Not a real one, of course, but a sort of, implied suicide. You have started to ignore those who are trying to help and those who are in need of it. Confiding in yourself is the only form of friendship you have. I plan to change all these things about you.

If you wish for this to happen you must do two things:

1. You must submit to ALL of my theories and procedures
2. You must tell no-one about this blog. Let them discover it on their own.

That's it. Future posts will be made and you will be able to see a recognizable difference in all aspects of your life within a few short weeks of reading.